Morning Ritual Devotee Gifts

"I was drinking my coffee so loudly, Siri asked what I wanted."

'That was fun!'

Back to work...

Future garbage truck driver.

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

Friday

Bird Tweet.

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

Fear of news.

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

Tired Barbie

French Early Bird

Alarmistclock

"Great coffee, Carole."

'Would you like a push Dear?'

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."

"Lemme guess: You're struggling with the French press again."

1,572 Performances.

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

So Far So Good

David Attenborough's Morning

Business man sees himself as a shark

Waking Up With Rooster.

Employee attending a breakfast meeting in his pyjamas.

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

"It's time to wake up!"

"Day 19,918: Once again, Gary cannot believe he's still alive."

"I AM following doctor's orders. He told me to cut back to one cup a day...right?!"

'Household water use'

Sleepwalking to work.

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'