Morning Ritualist Gifts

"If you lie down with pugs, you wake up with pugs."

What's the problem? I always have only one coffee every morning.

'How long has what been going on?'

Grinds

"My doctor put me on one cup of coffee a day."

'A new study states more than 4 cups of coffee can shorten your life.'

A cup of coffee is paired with an injection needle and a lighter.

'Nothing like a cup o' Joe before you mow.'

Morning Yoga

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

"If we're listing our priorities, don't forget to include my morning mocha."

Spilled coffee

'Coffee, doughnuts, cigarettes'

'I'm detecting a distinct single origin bean from a family farm in the southern region of Costa Rica with a nut-to-chocolate roasty note.'

Twitching coffee shop.

'First, please make him stop reading newspapers.'

"I hope the coffee isn't too strong."

'I've learned that adding water to coffee only weakens the effect.'

'Didn't you know that I read the comics every morning before I take the newspaper to Master?'

"The only reason I know so much about sport dear, is because it's the only page I get to read."

'Egads, I'm having a good hair day,'

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

Eye Opener

"A piece of advice for you as a new employee! Do not disturb the boss until after he has had his morning coffee!"

Coffee Morning

After 5 months in hibernation, Clyde needed a real "pick-me-up"

Tea and a pipe

Coffee Hydrant

Next Coffee Shop 4M

"Yeah, that's about all I can abduct first thing in the morning."

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

"And what, pray tell, is the ration of flake to raisin this morning?"

"You doomscroll, I make coffee, and together we forge bravely into each new day."

"As soon as Juan Valdez gets here I'll have my coffee black."

"Ahhh, the all-important eighth cup of coffee of the day..."