Morning Ritual Gifts

"Now, that's a coffee."

"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."

'That was fun!'

Back to work...

Future garbage truck driver.

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

Friday

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

Fear of news.

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

Tired Barbie

"Great coffee, Carole."

Alarmistclock

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Have you got your make up on yet?

French Early Bird

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

'Would you like a push Dear?'

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

"Lemme guess: You're struggling with the French press again."

1,572 Performances.

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

Business man sees himself as a shark

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

So Far So Good

Waking Up With Rooster.

Employee attending a breakfast meeting in his pyjamas.

'He left for the office in a bit of a temper!'

"Day 19,918: Once again, Gary cannot believe he's still alive."

"I AM following doctor's orders. He told me to cut back to one cup a day...right?!"

"It's time to wake up!"