Morning Ritual T-Shirts

"Now, that's a coffee."

"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."

'That was fun!'

Back to work...

Future garbage truck driver.

Friday

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

Bird Tweet.

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

Fear of news.

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

Tired Barbie

Have you got your make up on yet?

"Great coffee, Carole."

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

French Early Bird

Alarmistclock

'Everything is automatic. The coffee turns on at 7:00...They go to work at 7:25 and we go up and get in their bed.'

'Would you like a push Dear?'

"Lemme guess: You're struggling with the French press again."

1,572 Performances.

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

'So how do you manage such a close shave?' 'Simple,i wait till the very last second.'

So Far So Good

Business man sees himself as a shark

"Hold on... did you mean to hit Snooze or Jazz?"

Waking Up With Rooster.

Employee attending a breakfast meeting in his pyjamas.

"Day 19,918: Once again, Gary cannot believe he's still alive."

"I AM following doctor's orders. He told me to cut back to one cup a day...right?!"

'He left for the office in a bit of a temper!'