Morning Ritualists T-Shirts

Three witches standing around a carafe in a coffee machine, waiting for it to fill

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"Amen. . . void where prohibited by law."

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

"Great coffee, Carole."

Bedtime Stories with Gordon Ramsay

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

"Lemme guess: You're struggling with the French press again."

So Far So Good

"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."

Father nursing his sick child

"He can't be disturbed right now. He's in a meeting with his first cup of coffee."

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

"You doomscroll, I make coffee, and together we forge bravely into each new day."

Diner. Breakfast Specials. I'm a type "C" personality. Until I have my morning coffee I have no personality at all.

"It's pumpin spice latte season - I feel it in the air."

Vanity artist

"Would you mind getting me the Ambien, the Tiger Balm, three cookies, a cup of tea and a pillow for my legs?"

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

"What better way to start your day than to eat and pray before we play!"

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

'I've learned that adding water to coffee only weakens the effect.'

"Are you regular?" "Every morning at 6AM." "That's good." "But I don't wake up until 7."

'Didn't you know that I read the comics every morning before I take the newspaper to Master?'

"Take me to your barista."

"We'd better get over there. The morning coffee scrum has already started."

"You should know better than to give a speech in the morning before you've had your coffee."

'How long has what been going on?'

'Nothing like a cup o' Joe before you mow.'

"Oh, he's a darling alright: he gets up early every spring and gets me a freshly brewed coffee for when I wake up...

"This computer uses artificial intelligence to think like a human being...so it needs coffee in the morning to get it going!"

'Wednesday wave.'