Morning Ritual Lovers T-Shirts

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

"Great coffee, Carole."

"Lemme guess: You're struggling with the French press again."

"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."

So Far So Good

Waking Up With Rooster.

"Day 19,918: Once again, Gary cannot believe he's still alive."

"He can't be disturbed right now. He's in a meeting with his first cup of coffee."

Daily Grind Coffee Cup

"You doomscroll, I make coffee, and together we forge bravely into each new day."

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"It's pumpin spice latte season - I feel it in the air."

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

"What better way to start your day than to eat and pray before we play!"

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

"No, I want a story I already know all the words to."

'I've learned that adding water to coffee only weakens the effect.'

'Didn't you know that I read the comics every morning before I take the newspaper to Master?'

"Are you regular?" "Every morning at 6AM." "That's good." "But I don't wake up until 7."

"Take me to your barista."

"Say the whole prayer, none of this et cetera, et cetera..."

"You should know better than to give a speech in the morning before you've had your coffee."

'How long has what been going on?'

'Nothing like a cup o' Joe before you mow.'

"Oh, he's a darling alright: he gets up early every spring and gets me a freshly brewed coffee for when I wake up...

'Wednesday wave.'

'Please don't say a word to me until my coffee gets right...about...here.

"This computer uses artificial intelligence to think like a human being...so it needs coffee in the morning to get it going!"

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