Ancient Rituals Enthusiast Mugs

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

"The gods must be on-line tonight."

Spa

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

So Far So Good

The Unknown Philosopher, who first realised life is no picnic.

"He can't be disturbed right now. He's in a meeting with his first cup of coffee."

Hypatia

An astronaut dowses on the moon.

'Got anything for a headache?'

"Say the whole prayer, none of this et cetera, et cetera..."

"You choose now to suddenly become romantic?"

Stonehenge Bowling

"Oh, he's a darling alright: he gets up early every spring and gets me a freshly brewed coffee for when I wake up...

'Wednesday wave.'

'I just joined the Freemasons and I'm afraid you're our next sacrifice..'

"Dr. Rheinschreiber never does an appendectomy without music and dancing."

'Have you done any stand-up?'

"It's not fair, mum. He just waits for me to finish, and then just says 'Ditto'."

Zeno Gives Directions

"Say when."

The Gods were not appeased with Bozolas sacrifice of vermin.

Viking Funeral

'I have a rigid routine...sharpen pencils, organise desk, have writers block and start my nervous breakdown after lunch.'

Baptism in the Dead Sea

Passover wine - 'I will buy a decent cabaret next year.'

'I'm beginning to question the hospital's doctor exchange policy.'

"Wine, known as 'yrp,' was often used as an offering to the dead. Which may explain the lampshade on his head."

"The only way to stop a bad sacrifice to the volcano is a good sacrifice to the volcano!"