Quirky Ritual Enthusiast Mugs

"Dr. Rheinschreiber never does an appendectomy without music and dancing."

Spa

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

'As part of our alternative budget management strategy we've got Tim on 'Hail Marys' in here and Geoff sacrificing a goat to Woden next door!'

'But, apart from the pews, the sermon, the hymns, the coffee and, 'all that praying', you'd come again?'

"The gods must be on-line tonight."

"Yee yee hee hee how how yip yip."

"Say the whole prayer, none of this et cetera, et cetera..."

"You choose now to suddenly become romantic?"

'Eton Football (By Dumb-Crambo Junior.)'

Stonehenge Bowling

Thanksgiving in Antarctica.

'I just joined the Freemasons and I'm afraid you're our next sacrifice..'

"It's not fair, mum. He just waits for me to finish, and then just says 'Ditto'."

Bath Time

"I'm mostly thankful for leftover halloween costumes."

'I have a rigid routine...sharpen pencils, organise desk, have writers block and start my nervous breakdown after lunch.'

The Gods were not appeased with Bozolas sacrifice of vermin.

"Ah, how romantic. They're kissing under my missing toe."

A praying mantis bride throws her husband's head to a crowd of wedding guests.

Baptism in the Dead Sea

"It's one of our local customs—the annual blessing of the lawnmowers."

Cheese rolling

"The only way to stop a bad sacrifice to the volcano is a good sacrifice to the volcano!"

'You always over dress for these rituals.'

"This is what he would have wanted - he was a total neat freak."

"My wife is obsessed with pickleball. It's starting to scare me."

"You won't see the fire, it's a microwave hawan."

'I'll just have time to finish the yard before the next bombing run begins.'