Ritual Enthusiast Mugs

"Say the whole prayer, none of this et cetera, et cetera..."

"Rodney always gives the lottery balls a little extra lucky shake, just before the draw."

'I just joined the Freemasons and I'm afraid you're our next sacrifice..'

"I wish they did my celebration of life when I was there to enjoy it."

"You won't see the fire, it's a microwave hawan."

"My wife is obsessed with pickleball. It's starting to scare me."

Do you kneel to pray in church? No, we stand up for our rites.

"You've all abstained for at least one hour from any food and drink, except for water and medicine, right?"

'You always over dress for these rituals.'

Sacrificial effigy dancing.

Baptism in the Dead Sea

"Your sacrifice on behalf of this organization is noted and appreciated."

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

So Far So Good

R.C.I.A.

"He can't be disturbed right now. He's in a meeting with his first cup of coffee."

'I need to tell Edgar...our house sold for a million two.'

'Your late husband requests a status up date on how his stocks are doing...'

"The gods must be on-line tonight."

The Wackoman (Heat it).

"If I ask you something, will you promise not to get mad?"

Tourist viewing indian rain dance carries open umbrella.

"Yee yee hee hee how how yip yip."

Church of divine healing - Emergency Room.

'Wednesday wave.'

"Oh, he's a darling alright: he gets up early every spring and gets me a freshly brewed coffee for when I wake up...

The Nargleys perform their post-holiday ritual of trying to blow all the needles off the tree in one breath,

"A non-virgin wold have had a devastating effect on crop yield."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Ganges

Sea of Galilee - Please Do Not Walk On The Water.

Stonehenge Bowling