Ritual Appreciator Mugs

The Ancient Tea Ceremony of Astoria

"There is a man at the door who needs seventeen dollars to buy some sweet grass to burn as a spiritual cleansing agent during his prayer ceremonies."

Indian Face Painting

Nadal's bottles

The Instant Coffee Ceremony

Tourist viewing indian rain dance carries open umbrella.

Hoskins was invited to take part in the nicorette patch of peace ceremony

"I'm all for appeasing the gods...but you of all people should know I'm no virgin!"

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

R.C.I.A.

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

Scot holding a heart.

Dogs in heaven with collar halos.

"If I ask you something, will you promise not to get mad?"

I told you you weren't allowed to stretch before the seventh inning. Security.

"Say the whole prayer, none of this et cetera, et cetera..."

'Forget it, Sister, Jessica -- Notre Dame doesn't need cheerleaders!'

"A non-virgin wold have had a devastating effect on crop yield."

The Nargleys perform their post-holiday ritual of trying to blow all the needles off the tree in one breath,

Two friars ringing bells

"That isn't allowed either."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Ganges

Do you kneel to pray in church? No, we stand up for our rites.

Office Hazing

'I just joined the Freemasons and I'm afraid you're our next sacrifice..'

'4th Sunday before Easter... and 5th before my holiday!'

"You've all abstained for at least one hour from any food and drink, except for water and medicine, right?"

Lord Summerisle was a Big Jacko fan...

'Yes...I found the light. Unfortunately it was that little one in the refrigerator.'

Seder Plate Symbols Explained

Bavaria

Baptism in the Dead Sea

"We're out of chrysanthemum." "I ordered chrysanthemum tea. This is not chrysanthemum tea. This is chamomile." "I've had a chrysanthemum tea every day for the last 80 years, and I'm still alive and well." "Are you trying to kill me?" "Are all old folks this superstitious?" "Superstition's always worked in the past."

The Gods were not appeased with Bozolas sacrifice of vermin.

"According to tradition, we now welcome the 'Ushpizin', the holy guest, Avraham into our Succah."