Ritual Appreciator Gifts

The Ancient Tea Ceremony of Astoria

"There is a man at the door who needs seventeen dollars to buy some sweet grass to burn as a spiritual cleansing agent during his prayer ceremonies."

Indian Face Painting

Nadal's bottles

The Instant Coffee Ceremony

Tourist viewing indian rain dance carries open umbrella.

Hoskins was invited to take part in the nicorette patch of peace ceremony

"I'm all for appeasing the gods...but you of all people should know I'm no virgin!"

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

Scot holding a heart.

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

"If I ask you something, will you promise not to get mad?"

"Say the whole prayer, none of this et cetera, et cetera..."

'Forget it, Sister, Jessica -- Notre Dame doesn't need cheerleaders!'

"A non-virgin wold have had a devastating effect on crop yield."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Ganges

Two friars ringing bells

"That isn't allowed either."

Office Hazing

'I just joined the Freemasons and I'm afraid you're our next sacrifice..'

'4th Sunday before Easter... and 5th before my holiday!'

'Yes...I found the light. Unfortunately it was that little one in the refrigerator.'

Seder Plate Symbols Explained

Bavaria

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

Baptism in the Dead Sea

"According to tradition, we now welcome the 'Ushpizin', the holy guest, Avraham into our Succah."

'I have a rigid routine...sharpen pencils, organise desk, have writers block and start my nervous breakdown after lunch.'

"We're out of chrysanthemum." "I ordered chrysanthemum tea. This is not chrysanthemum tea. This is chamomile." "I've had a chrysanthemum tea every day for the last 80 years, and I'm still alive and well." "Are you trying to kill me?" "Are all old folks this superstitious?" "Superstition's always worked in the past."

The Gods were not appeased with Bozolas sacrifice of vermin.

'I'm beginning to question the hospital's doctor exchange policy.'

"No, anointing oil does not come in different grades depending on the application."

"The only way to stop a bad sacrifice to the volcano is a good sacrifice to the volcano!"

Chimney Sweep