Religious Tradition Appreciator Mugs

'4th Sunday before Easter... and 5th before my holiday!'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."

Folk Wedding

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

"Will she know what this is in reference to?"

Scot holding a heart.

Maypole

Cheek

It's a tradition. On hole number 1 in the first round of the season, Ernie always says that's the best shot I've hit this year!

"Milton Woolburg, founder of traditions, legends, and general flimlam."

"Oh, it's a grand day for Harvard!"

Gluten-free Santa

Dogs in heaven with collar halos.

Tourist viewing indian rain dance carries open umbrella.

Time for Tea

'Forget it, Sister, Jessica -- Notre Dame doesn't need cheerleaders!'

Queen reigning.

"Mom, Dad – I’d like you to meet Edna."

First Marriage.

"We don't make toys any more. I send the elves to buy them in China."

'I want a traditional church wedding but Sam prefers something trendy. Can we compromise and do it bunji-jumping from the steeple?'

Happy Hogmanay!

Two friars ringing bells

'Not ANOTHER pub boarded up!'

"That isn't allowed either."

Everyone knew it was a hideous style, but nothing was ever said.

"We had this last year."

"Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness, which may involve an occasional hot=dog-eating contest."

The Ancient Tea Ceremony of Astoria

'I totally forgot what I was looking for.'

Nadal's bottles

Indian Face Painting

'Get Offa My Lawn!'