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"The only way to stop a bad sacrifice to the volcano is a good sacrifice to the volcano!"

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

"Well, that certainly killed my buzz."

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

An ancient Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

"Here's the parking lot."

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

Egyptian chiropractor.

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

Mark Anthony on Zoom.

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

I came, I saw, I partied!

Romans.

Closed for Renovation

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

Archeologists discover Egyptian Computers.

Egyptian Mummy/Egyptian Mummy and Toddler.

'Anti-Graffito' worker about to erase hieroglyphics.

"There was a time when I used to instil absolute terror into everybody..."

We speak hieroglyphics here.

Shall I be mother?

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

'Where does this go?'

'I think scroll sounds better than 'continuous media,''

"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"

'Oooh, she has your eyes Horus.'