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Stonehenge Bowling

Spa

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

'As part of our alternative budget management strategy we've got Tim on 'Hail Marys' in here and Geoff sacrificing a goat to Woden next door!'

So Far So Good

The Unknown Philosopher, who first realised life is no picnic.

"He can't be disturbed right now. He's in a meeting with his first cup of coffee."

Orpheus and Eurydice

Hypatia

An astronaut dowses on the moon.

Tourist viewing indian rain dance carries open umbrella.

"The gods must be on-line tonight."

'Got anything for a headache?'

"Say the whole prayer, none of this et cetera, et cetera..."

"Oh, he's a darling alright: he gets up early every spring and gets me a freshly brewed coffee for when I wake up...

'Wednesday wave.'

"You choose now to suddenly become romantic?"

The Ancient Tea Ceremony of Astoria

'I just joined the Freemasons and I'm afraid you're our next sacrifice..'

Nadal's bottles

"It's not fair, mum. He just waits for me to finish, and then just says 'Ditto'."

Indian Face Painting

"Dr. Rheinschreiber never does an appendectomy without music and dancing."

'Have you done any stand-up?'

Zeno Gives Directions

"Say when."

Baptism in the Dead Sea

"There is a man at the door who needs seventeen dollars to buy some sweet grass to burn as a spiritual cleansing agent during his prayer ceremonies."

The Gods were not appeased with Bozolas sacrifice of vermin.