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An astronaut dowses on the moon.

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

Down With Wikipedia

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

The Unknown Philosopher, who first realised life is no picnic.

"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"

"It's a 'selfie.'"

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

Orpheus and Eurydice

"Well, it certainly explains why everyone's so nice!"

'That's a bad omen no sooner does he invent the wheel than he has the first ever road traffic accident.'

Mummies for Dummies

"The gods must be on-line tonight."

Hypatia

'Got anything for a headache?'

"This coin must be 2,000 years old. Try not to put this one in a pop machine."

Stonehenge Bowling

Roman Nose Cosmetic Surgery

'Dragonflies, amphibians, starfish.... How boring can you get?'

'Let's practice lobs again.'

'Definitely fake.'

"Now all we need is nomenclature."

Hippocrates

'Safe for use in Micro-wave.'

Plato

'Have you done any stand-up?'

Zeno Gives Directions

"Well, if I practiced all day, too."

'So, do you smoke?'

Jesus returns: Acmy Employment Agency: 'I do have experience as a carpenter, but that was 2000 yeras ago.'

'They describe the end of the ice age as the Big Brownout. They lost more than 10,000 tonnes of mammoth steaks.'

A portent of things to come: the sore throat of Socrates.

"I can't believe how young I look."

Period dwelling

"Apparently, he was the most disapproving of all the Pharaohs."