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An astronaut dowses on the moon.

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

Down With Wikipedia

The Unknown Philosopher, who first realised life is no picnic.

"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"

Orpheus and Eurydice

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

"It's a 'selfie.'"

"Well, it certainly explains why everyone's so nice!"

'That's a bad omen no sooner does he invent the wheel than he has the first ever road traffic accident.'

Hypatia

"The gods must be on-line tonight."

'Got anything for a headache?'

Mummies for Dummies

Stonehenge Bowling

"This coin must be 2,000 years old. Try not to put this one in a pop machine."

'Dragonflies, amphibians, starfish.... How boring can you get?'

Roman Nose Cosmetic Surgery

'Let's practice lobs again.'

'Definitely fake.'

'Safe for use in Micro-wave.'

"Now all we need is nomenclature."

Hippocrates

'Have you done any stand-up?'

Plato

Zeno Gives Directions

'So, do you smoke?'

"Apparently, he was the most disapproving of all the Pharaohs."

"Well, if I practiced all day, too."

Period dwelling

"I can't believe how young I look."

Jesus returns: Acmy Employment Agency: 'I do have experience as a carpenter, but that was 2000 yeras ago.'

A portent of things to come: the sore throat of Socrates.

'They describe the end of the ice age as the Big Brownout. They lost more than 10,000 tonnes of mammoth steaks.'