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"Now all we need is nomenclature."

'The wheel kept getting stolen - until I invented 'the club'.'

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

"He loves his leaf blower."

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

'Where do I put the batteries?'

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

CLEAR!

A crab with a utility knife claw

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

The Hammer

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

The Invention of the Wheel

A gift to complete the man cave.

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

"If I can't use a calculator, may I use my Dad's old slide-rule?"

Reinventing the Wheel

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

'Why did you get a huge socket wrench set? You never use socket wrenches.'

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

Handyman Christmas tree with Tools.

'Well, in the hands of my husbnd it's almost as lethal as a loaded gun.'

'Uh oh, I measured the lumber in feet, but you measured it in metric.'

"I'm looking for a Father's Day gift. What kind of wrench says 'I love you'?"

"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"

Harold was pleased to discover that his grandson was also a big tool fan.

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.