Ancient Tool Geek T-Shirts

A gift to complete the man cave.

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"He loves his leaf blower."

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

'Where do I put the batteries?'

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

A crab with a utility knife claw

The Hammer

CLEAR!

The Invention of the Wheel

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

Reinventing the Wheel

'I can hardly wait for someone to invent paper.'

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

'Why did you get a huge socket wrench set? You never use socket wrenches.'

'Well, in the hands of my husbnd it's almost as lethal as a loaded gun.'

Handyman Christmas tree with Tools.

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

"I'm looking for a Father's Day gift. What kind of wrench says 'I love you'?"

'Uh oh, I measured the lumber in feet, but you measured it in metric.'

The first animation.

Acme Slide Rules: 'We'll be here and ready, when the current electronic gadgetry fad fades!'

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

Harold was pleased to discover that his grandson was also a big tool fan.

Men's Prayer Group.

"Everything you need for self-assembly."

'Yes, Ralph, they are nuts, but...'

...they can't take the factory out of the man - he's off to do some welding.