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A gift to complete the man cave.

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"He loves his leaf blower."

'Where do I put the batteries?'

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

CLEAR!

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

A crab with a utility knife claw

The Hammer

The Invention of the Wheel

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

Reinventing the Wheel

'I can hardly wait for someone to invent paper.'

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

'Well, in the hands of my husbnd it's almost as lethal as a loaded gun.'

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

'Why did you get a huge socket wrench set? You never use socket wrenches.'

Handyman Christmas tree with Tools.

'Uh oh, I measured the lumber in feet, but you measured it in metric.'

"I'm looking for a Father's Day gift. What kind of wrench says 'I love you'?"

The first animation.

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

Acme Slide Rules: 'We'll be here and ready, when the current electronic gadgetry fad fades!'

'I'm inventing the wheel, and I'd like you to be my SPOKESMAN.'

...they can't take the factory out of the man - he's off to do some welding.

Men's Prayer Group.

'Yes, Ralph, they are nuts, but...'

"Everything you need for self-assembly."