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"I like it, but the women will never wear it."

'Nice invention, but what about jet lag?'

"He needs to open the gate. He has a QR-code."

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

What's wrong with the computer you've got?"

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

"And this is one of our most poular models..."

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

Early on-line shopping

STRIP Hambone: Early diesel run computer

'Sorry, I can't help you, the computer's down again.'

"It's very sweet of you to visit him. Mr. Mainframe doen't get out much since the desktops came in."

Reinventing the Wheel

The Invention of the Wheel

'As you know, some of us can't keep up with the pace of new technology.'

"If I can't use a calculator, may I use my Dad's old slide-rule?"

"I know we said we would get you a laptop.. but this will have to do until business gets better."

"I know we said we'd get you a laptop,but this will have to do until business improves."

"Well you said you wanted a simple, cheap solution!" (IT Solutions).

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

'We couldn't give away black-and-white TVs until we started advertising them as having 'non multi-color capability'.'

'We've got to upgrade our computer system. Downloading information on this one takes too long.'

'I call it 'Myspace'''

The Final Chapter.

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

"No flash in the ancient mummy gallery."

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

Old and new technologies

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

"You're right. I have to come up with a brake of some kind."

"We were looking for a non-hackable, energy efficient data center. Thanks for the file cabinet."

"Hi..just ringing to see if you got my e-mail?"