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A cave man blowing down a blowpipe.

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

'Look, can't we just build the damn thing next to the quarry?'

The Invention of the Wheel

Reinventing the Wheel

Technological advances within the office.

Mummy Tourist

'Hey, Akhem, a Sphinx-er says what?'

Forty-five words per minute? Impossible!

"We think your telephone is a great invention, Mr Bell, but is a bit basic. How about adding a phonograph to it?"

'I'm worried about that dog's hearing,Doris.'

A man takes a selfie with an Egyptian mummy

"Look Zorg, an antique!"

Gone to Lunch.

Developing the boomerang.

'Knock the corners off that mate - and you've got the wheel.'

'Nice, but I see it more as a gadget than a real invention.'

"It's a great invention, but what if it leads to UTILITY BILLS?"

'He's so behind the times - his Hot Line is rotary!'

Password must contain at least one hieroglyph.

'If this doesn't work , we'll have to find another use for them.'

Antiques.

'There is still much we don't know about interplanetary travel.'

"If I get this phone completed, fire will follow."

Digital Dinosaur

Spiked! Unfortunate mishap to a Zeppelin-through a Lack of Proper Caution in Descending.

"The fax machine ate my homework."

Why didn't Columbus use MapQuest?

"I told you not to try and lift one on your own!"

"I like it, but the women will never wear it."

"We desperately need a new video presentation."

"This one's got two trilobites of memory!"

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"He needs to open the gate. He has a QR-code."