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A cave man blowing down a blowpipe.

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

'Look, can't we just build the damn thing next to the quarry?'

The Invention of the Wheel

Reinventing the Wheel

Technological advances within the office.

Forty-five words per minute? Impossible!

Mummy Tourist

"We think your telephone is a great invention, Mr Bell, but is a bit basic. How about adding a phonograph to it?"

'Hey, Akhem, a Sphinx-er says what?'

'I'm worried about that dog's hearing,Doris.'

A man takes a selfie with an Egyptian mummy

"Look Zorg, an antique!"

"This thing isn't working."

Gone to Lunch.

Developing the boomerang.

'Nice, but I see it more as a gadget than a real invention.'

'Knock the corners off that mate - and you've got the wheel.'

Password must contain at least one hieroglyph.

"It's a great invention, but what if it leads to UTILITY BILLS?"

'He's so behind the times - his Hot Line is rotary!'

'If this doesn't work , we'll have to find another use for them.'

'There is still much we don't know about interplanetary travel.'

Antiques.

"If I get this phone completed, fire will follow."

Digital Dinosaur

Spiked! Unfortunate mishap to a Zeppelin-through a Lack of Proper Caution in Descending.

"The fax machine ate my homework."

Why didn't Columbus use MapQuest?

"I told you not to try and lift one on your own!"

"I like it, but the women will never wear it."

"We desperately need a new video presentation."

"He needs to open the gate. He has a QR-code."

"This one's got two trilobites of memory!"