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Reinventing the Wheel

The first car accident.

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

The discovery of asparagus.

Those Were The Days

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"The invention of taxidermy."

"Daddy's working from home today."

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

'O mighty gods! - May you grant us food, clothing, and shelter, and the wisdom to know the difference.'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

"I'd like you to see an Anthropologist.''

The Invention of the Wheel

Sober Tooth Tiger

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?'

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

"...One careful owner, not much mileage. In fact, I only invented it last week."

"According to your resume, you've done nothing of any real significance since inventing the wheel."

'Dad, can I borrow the club tonight?'

"Don't make me turn this woolly mammoth around!"

"Should we lick it again?" CX930226

"We learnt about Prehistory at school today: Saber-tooth tigers were so cool!"

"Dad, tell us a scary meteorite story."

Good luck with that quest for fire thing! I'm just going over there to eat some grass!

"Oh, this? It can access every piece of knowledge from the history of mankind and I hate it."

'Of course, this social contract will have to remain hypothical until someone invents writing.'

'The first cocktail.'