Prehistoric Tech Geek T-Shirts

Ancient Man with Computer Club.

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

The original paperless office

Old Phones Lasagne

Reinventing the Wheel

My url is: http:/how:/um:/powwow.co.chiese.html.

"Hackers, Sire! They've broken through our firewall."

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

"When I was your age, all we had to know was how to wind."

Phone Call

"This thing isn't working."

Signs grampa has run out of 'When I Was Your Age' stories.

Developing the boomerang.

Brggar holding sign - 'Victim of computer age'.

"Alexander Bell? Louis Daguerre here - I have an idea that may enhance your telephone invention...!"

Preserved head and mobile phone.

'A regular computer wouldn't have been so bad — I was replaced by an electric typewriter.'

'We didn't know what to do with all our old, outdated equipment, so we made a sculpture garden from it.'

"There's a rumor going around that the 90's are back."

When you think about it, you have to be a complete idiot NOT to believe aliens crashed at Roswell in 1947. It's clear we reverse-engineered their tech. Before 1947: Primitive cars, planes and radio. After 1947: Spaceships, quantum computing, internet. Let me try ... Before 1947: No bikinis. After 1947: Bikinis. No, wait ... the bikini was 1946. That throws this whole theory into question. We really should have our own science show.

"Dude, I think you're evolving."

'Turkey dot com.'

Little known fact: Man progressed from the stone age to the bronze age after Thag read an issue of the Journal of Metals.

"Interesting concept. Have you thought about using fossil fuels?"

"How do you turn it off?"

"If I get this phone completed, fire will follow."

Pre-email and Post-email.

"Tell us another story where you interject with a reminder that nobody had cell phones then."

Computer Based Training - the early years

Reminiscing with Two Old-Timers

Digital Dinosaur

Early tech support

"I like it, but the women will never wear it."

Ancient man with modern weapons.

"Jim they have go other ways of doing that these days."