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Ancient man with modern weapons.

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The first car accident.

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

Ancient Racing

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

"I find that hugely offensive!"

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

"Admit it, we're lost."

The discovery of asparagus.

"He conquered the known world - now all he's got is sudoku."

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

Those Were The Days

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

"The invention of taxidermy."

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Daddy's working from home today."

"Believe me it's only an apple."

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

The First Kite

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

'Your 'marriage' invention sounds good, but what if it leads to a concentration of power for the central government?'

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

"I like it but does it get only the one channel?"

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"