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"It's called 'fire' -- It has heaps of apps!"

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

The first car accident.

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

The discovery of asparagus.

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"He conquered the known world - now all he's got is sudoku."

Those Were The Days

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

"Daddy's working from home today."

"The invention of taxidermy."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

The First Kite

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'

"I like it but does it get only the one channel?"

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

"I'd like you to see an Anthropologist.''

'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?'

Sober Tooth Tiger

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'