Historical Nerd T-Shirts

I invested in Meta platforms. Not to become rich, but to be part of the revolution. Deja vu. The year: 1943. The place: A seamy motel room in Manhattan. In the chair opposite me, a famous scientist with a dream. All this Tesla fellow needed was seed money to build his giant tower that would beam heat into every furnace in the city. Do you even know what Facebook is? Instead, I invested in a fire engine factory.

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

'Einsteiners.'

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

"He conquered the known world - now all he's got is sudoku."

"I find that hugely offensive!"

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

Harry S. Truman

Macbeth: Take Two

"Believe me it's only an apple."

Split Decision

"Perhaps it was too soon for a self-driving wheel."

Bertolt Brecht.

Surge Plans.

Jane Austen Powers

'You can't recuse yourself from a war!'

Forensic evidence now proves that the shots in the balcony weren't meant for the President, but rather the show's cast.

They came...they saw...they conga'd.

Shakespeare actually had to paraphrase Julius Caesar's last words.

Trojan hitchhiker tries to hitch a lift from the'wooden horse'.

E=MC2, 'You think you're pretty smart, don't you?'

Theodore Roosevelt

USA-China, trade war.

Middle East - Abbas and Hanya

"Some dinosaurs died out more quickly than others" "You want some?"

Not Moses

Trump's State Visit to the UK

"Don't worry - if we double the minimum wage it will still be nothing."

The Thing That Won't Leave