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History has long forgotten the rest of the speech.

Forensic evidence now proves that the shots in the balcony weren't meant for the President, but rather the show's cast.

President Woodrow Wilson

"You're on a what?!"

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

"I find that hugely offensive!"

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

Harry S. Truman

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."

"Believe me it's only an apple."

John F. Kennedy

George Washington's sister was always getting him into trouble.

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)

Where the framers of the Constitution bought their frames.

'You can't recuse yourself from a war!'

Surge Plans.

Uncle Sam and health care.

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

Shakespeare actually had to paraphrase Julius Caesar's last words.

Theodore Roosevelt

Lincoln on corporations.

Cruz and Fiorina: DetesTED and DetestETTE

"Some dinosaurs died out more quickly than others" "You want some?"

USA-China, trade war.

Our 4 Branches of Government

"How could this happen?"

Obama.

Squanto's less than famous older brother Squinto.

Middle East - Abbas and Hanya

'Washington has wooden teeth? -- how did you find that out?', 'It came out in conversation.'