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The Mayflower "Contents May Settle."

'The 11.50p.m. ride of Paul Revere.'

"Help me out here. Are these guys Pilgrims or Puritans? I can never tell them apart."

'Washington has wooden teeth? -- how did you find that out?', 'It came out in conversation.'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"You're on a what?!"

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."

Macbeth: Take Two

John F. Kennedy

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)

George Washington's sister was always getting him into trouble.

'I can hardly wait for someone to invent paper.'

Where the framers of the Constitution bought their frames.

Forensic evidence now proves that the shots in the balcony weren't meant for the President, but rather the show's cast.

Uncle Sam and health care.

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

Impeachment Wave

Lincoln on corporations.

Cruz and Fiorina: DetesTED and DetestETTE

"How could this happen?"

Our 4 Branches of Government

Trump's State Visit to the UK

Not Moses

Obama.

'Washington has wooden teeth? -- how did you find that out?', 'It came out in conversation.'

U.S. Presidential Monuments.

Squanto's less than famous older brother Squinto.

Stay the Course.

Mysterious green stench fouls reflecting pool...

'I'm inventing the wheel, and I'd like you to be my SPOKESMAN.'

A Scene From 'Henry V'.

"Can I borrow a pen?"