American History Geek Gifts

The Mayflower "Contents May Settle."

'The 11.50p.m. ride of Paul Revere.'

"Help me out here. Are these guys Pilgrims or Puritans? I can never tell them apart."

'Washington has wooden teeth? -- how did you find that out?', 'It came out in conversation.'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

'Einsteiners.'

"You're on a what?!"

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."

Macbeth: Take Two

John F. Kennedy

Under New Management. Actually, Betsy, we were hoping for a flag with a little more style.

George Washington's sister was always getting him into trouble.

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)

'I can hardly wait for someone to invent paper.'

Where the framers of the Constitution bought their frames.

Forensic evidence now proves that the shots in the balcony weren't meant for the President, but rather the show's cast.

Uncle Sam and health care.

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

Impeachment Wave

Lincoln on corporations.

Stay the Course.

A Scene From 'Henry V'.

Squanto's less than famous older brother Squinto.

Obama.

Cruz and Fiorina: DetesTED and DetestETTE

Trump's State Visit to the UK

'Washington has wooden teeth? -- how did you find that out?', 'It came out in conversation.'

Our 4 Branches of Government

"How could this happen?"

"Do they look tired to you?"

'I'm inventing the wheel, and I'd like you to be my SPOKESMAN.'