American History Nerd Gifts

History has long forgotten the rest of the speech.

Forensic evidence now proves that the shots in the balcony weren't meant for the President, but rather the show's cast.

President Woodrow Wilson

"You're on a what?!"

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

"I find that hugely offensive!"

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

Harry S. Truman

John F. Kennedy

"Believe me it's only an apple."

Under New Management. Actually, Betsy, we were hoping for a flag with a little more style.

Split Decision

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)

George Washington's sister was always getting him into trouble.

"Perhaps it was too soon for a self-driving wheel."

Where the framers of the Constitution bought their frames.

Surge Plans.

Jane Austen Powers

'You can't recuse yourself from a war!'

Uncle Sam and health care.

Shakespeare actually had to paraphrase Julius Caesar's last words.

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

E=MC2, 'You think you're pretty smart, don't you?'

Lincoln on corporations.

Theodore Roosevelt

"Some dinosaurs died out more quickly than others" "You want some?"

Obama.

Squanto's less than famous older brother Squinto.

Our 4 Branches of Government

USA-China, trade war.

"....After ten o'clock is quiet time on board for the comfort of our passengers."

"Do they look tired to you?"

The Thing That Won't Leave