History Nerd Gifts

'I am Thor!' 'Here, take thum athpirin.'

"We could always regift it."

Well, that was a total waste of time!

'Why, Oedipus! That woman is old enough to be your mother!'

Scotland blocking Brexit.

The Bronze Age of Television

'I wasn't really stretching myself.'

"Could we move the piece representing ourselves a little farther away from the battle?"

Shakespeare actually had to paraphrase Julius Caesar's last words.

"Hey! Stop that overture - I can't concentrate."

Auction 'Lot's wife'

Zeus Lightning Bolts

"Perhaps it was too soon for a self-driving wheel."

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

'Remember, those who live in stone houses should not throw glasses.'

E=MC2, 'You think you're pretty smart, don't you?'

What they really meant.

Monitoring chemical weapons.

Middle East - Abbas and Hanya

Surge Plans.

Non-Binding Traffic Cop.

You know things are bad in Italy when...

"Since I heard there was a monster I can't sleep at night!"

Death penalty in Egypt

"It's the will of the people."

Social Distancing in the Theatre: Julius Caesar is not not killed with daggers but with a long spear.

"I can't solve your problem. I am the problem."

'Slow, stupid snake never evolved or grew limbs! How can you possibly avoid extinction?'

Jesus feeds the pigeons

'As far as I can make out the only difference between me and Henry VIII is that I had my six wives at the same time!'

'Wander in the desert for forty years? -Is this some kind of FITNESS program?'

'I don't know about this one, it seems to lack empathy.'

'I wish they hadn't voted out instant replay.'

The Empire State Building's design was modified slightly after the 1933 'incident'!

Putin's Breakfast