History Nerd Pillows

'I am Thor!' 'Here, take thum athpirin.'

"We could always regift it."

Well, that was a total waste of time!

'Why, Oedipus! That woman is old enough to be your mother!'

Scotland blocking Brexit.

'I wasn't really stretching myself.'

The Bronze Age of Television

"Could we move the piece representing ourselves a little farther away from the battle?"

Auction 'Lot's wife'

"Hey! Stop that overture - I can't concentrate."

Shakespeare actually had to paraphrase Julius Caesar's last words.

'Remember, those who live in stone houses should not throw glasses.'

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

Zeus Lightning Bolts

What they really meant.

Putin's Breakfast

'I wish they hadn't voted out instant replay.'

'I don't know about this one, it seems to lack empathy.'

'Wander in the desert for forty years? -Is this some kind of FITNESS program?'

'As far as I can make out the only difference between me and Henry VIII is that I had my six wives at the same time!'

Jesus feeds the pigeons

'Slow, stupid snake never evolved or grew limbs! How can you possibly avoid extinction?'

"I can't solve your problem. I am the problem."

Monitoring chemical weapons.

Middle East - Abbas and Hanya

Surge Plans.

Non-Binding Traffic Cop.

You know things are bad in Italy when...

Russia Under America's Boot

Greece thanks Germany for the bailout

"Believe me it's only an apple."

Brexit and Scotland

"I'm really sorry about this, but you're not on the list, I'll have to ask you to leave."

USA-China, trade war.

"For now, I want you to stay off siege ladders."