U.s. History Nerd Pillows

"How many homes do I own? Have you ever asked anybody else running for president that question?"

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

"He conquered the known world - now all he's got is sudoku."

"I find that hugely offensive!"

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

Harry S. Truman

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."

Macbeth: Take Two

"Believe me it's only an apple."

George Washington's sister was always getting him into trouble.

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)

'You can't recuse yourself from a war!'

Surge Plans.

Forensic evidence now proves that the shots in the balcony weren't meant for the President, but rather the show's cast.

Uncle Sam and health care.

They came...they saw...they conga'd.

Shakespeare actually had to paraphrase Julius Caesar's last words.

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

Theodore Roosevelt

Trojan hitchhiker tries to hitch a lift from the'wooden horse'.

Impeachment Wave

"Some dinosaurs died out more quickly than others" "You want some?"