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"He didn't do squat for cats."

Big issue seller at the battle of Little big horn.

Millard Fillmore

"You're on a what?!"

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

"I find that hugely offensive!"

Harry S. Truman

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."

"Believe me it's only an apple."

John F. Kennedy

John F. Kennedy

George Washington's sister was always getting him into trouble.

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)

'You can't recuse yourself from a war!'

Forensic evidence now proves that the shots in the balcony weren't meant for the President, but rather the show's cast.

Surge Plans.

Uncle Sam and health care.

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

Shakespeare actually had to paraphrase Julius Caesar's last words.

Impeachment Wave

Theodore Roosevelt

Our 4 Branches of Government

'Washington has wooden teeth? -- how did you find that out?', 'It came out in conversation.'

"Some dinosaurs died out more quickly than others" "You want some?"

Cruz and Fiorina: DetesTED and DetestETTE

USA-China, trade war.

Mysterious green stench fouls reflecting pool...

Stay the Course.

Middle East - Abbas and Hanya