Us History Nerd Prints

"He didn't do squat for cats."

Big issue seller at the battle of Little big horn.

Millard Fillmore

"You're on a what?!"

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

"I find that hugely offensive!"

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

Harry S. Truman

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

John F. Kennedy

"Believe me it's only an apple."

John F. Kennedy

Split Decision

"Taxation with representation hasn't worked out so well." (two men at the US capital talking taxes and politics)

George Washington's sister was always getting him into trouble.

"Perhaps it was too soon for a self-driving wheel."

Surge Plans.

Forensic evidence now proves that the shots in the balcony weren't meant for the President, but rather the show's cast.

Jane Austen Powers

'You can't recuse yourself from a war!'

Uncle Sam and health care.

Shakespeare actually had to paraphrase Julius Caesar's last words.

"You ever get the feeling the posse's starting to lose focus?"

E=MC2, 'You think you're pretty smart, don't you?'

Theodore Roosevelt

Impeachment Wave

"....After ten o'clock is quiet time on board for the comfort of our passengers."

"Some dinosaurs died out more quickly than others" "You want some?"

Squanto's less than famous older brother Squinto.

Cruz and Fiorina: DetesTED and DetestETTE

Obama.

Mysterious green stench fouls reflecting pool...

The Thing That Won't Leave