Historical Nerd Pillows

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

"I find that hugely offensive!"

"He conquered the known world - now all he's got is sudoku."

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

Harry S. Truman

Macbeth: Take Two

"Believe me it's only an apple."

'You can't recuse yourself from a war!'

Surge Plans.

Forensic evidence now proves that the shots in the balcony weren't meant for the President, but rather the show's cast.

Bertolt Brecht.

Shakespeare actually had to paraphrase Julius Caesar's last words.

They came...they saw...they conga'd.

Trojan hitchhiker tries to hitch a lift from the'wooden horse'.

Theodore Roosevelt

"Some dinosaurs died out more quickly than others" "You want some?"

"Don't worry - if we double the minimum wage it will still be nothing."

Not Moses

USA-China, trade war.

A Scene From 'Henry V'.

Trump's State Visit to the UK

Middle East - Abbas and Hanya