European History Nerd Pillows

"I feel like I got a lot accomplished today."

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

"He conquered the known world - now all he's got is sudoku."

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

"I find that hugely offensive!"

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

Harry S. Truman

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

Macbeth: Take Two

EU: Behind the scenes.

"Believe me it's only an apple."

'You can't recuse yourself from a war!'

Surge Plans.

Forensic evidence now proves that the shots in the balcony weren't meant for the President, but rather the show's cast.

Brexit

They came...they saw...they conga'd.

Shakespeare actually had to paraphrase Julius Caesar's last words.

Trojan hitchhiker tries to hitch a lift from the'wooden horse'.

Emmanuel Macron and Angela Merkel.

Tsipras and Merkel

"Don't worry - if we double the minimum wage it will still be nothing."

Not Moses

USA-China, trade war.

"Some dinosaurs died out more quickly than others" "You want some?"

Middle East - Abbas and Hanya