European History Nerd Gifts

"I feel like I got a lot accomplished today."

'Einsteiners.'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

"I find that hugely offensive!"

"He conquered the known world - now all he's got is sudoku."

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

Harry S. Truman

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

Macbeth: Take Two

EU: Behind the scenes.

"Believe me it's only an apple."

Split Decision

"Perhaps it was too soon for a self-driving wheel."

'You can't recuse yourself from a war!'

Forensic evidence now proves that the shots in the balcony weren't meant for the President, but rather the show's cast.

Surge Plans.

Jane Austen Powers

Brexit

They came...they saw...they conga'd.

Shakespeare actually had to paraphrase Julius Caesar's last words.

Emmanuel Macron and Angela Merkel.

E=MC2, 'You think you're pretty smart, don't you?'

Trojan hitchhiker tries to hitch a lift from the'wooden horse'.

Tsipras and Merkel

A Scene From 'Henry V'.

Trump's State Visit to the UK

"Don't worry - if we double the minimum wage it will still be nothing."

The Thing That Won't Leave

Middle East - Abbas and Hanya