War History Nerd Gifts

"They've got the desert, the villages and the tribal areas, we've got the airport, the main roads and the talkshows."

"Ooops is a bit of an understatement, don't you think Cardigan?"

"I was hoping they'd settle for a spot of graffiti!"

Vietnam Revisited: Boots on the Ground in Iraq

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

"I find that hugely offensive!"

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

Harry S. Truman

'Forget what?'

Atomic Bear: Part 14

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?

Most valuable element.

"Believe me it's only an apple."

Split Decision

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

"I'm returning home triumphant - do you need me to pick anything up?"

The unknown war poet.

The Child and the Tank

"Perhaps it was too soon for a self-driving wheel."

Surge Plans.

Blameless

Jane Austen Powers

"Perhaps we should take a fresh look at the methods of the much maligned Spanish Inquisition."

Library Geoge W. Bush

'Walter isn't truly happy unless he's bombing some country.'

Siege of Vicksburg - Sappers Approach Confederate Fortifications

Your tax $ at WAR.

'Daddy, what did you do on Armed Services Day?'

Forensic evidence now proves that the shots in the balcony weren't meant for the President, but rather the show's cast.

'You can't recuse yourself from a war!'

Shakespeare actually had to paraphrase Julius Caesar's last words.