War History Nerd Gifts

"They've got the desert, the villages and the tribal areas, we've got the airport, the main roads and the talkshows."

"Ooops is a bit of an understatement, don't you think Cardigan?"

"I was hoping they'd settle for a spot of graffiti!"

Vietnam Revisited: Boots on the Ground in Iraq

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

"I find that hugely offensive!"

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

Harry S. Truman

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?

'Forget what?'

Most valuable element.

"Believe me it's only an apple."

"I'm returning home triumphant - do you need me to pick anything up?"

The unknown war poet.

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

The Child and the Tank

Siege of Vicksburg - Sappers Approach Confederate Fortifications

Forensic evidence now proves that the shots in the balcony weren't meant for the President, but rather the show's cast.

Your tax $ at WAR.

'Walter isn't truly happy unless he's bombing some country.'

Surge Plans.

Library Geoge W. Bush

'You can't recuse yourself from a war!'

'Daddy, what did you do on Armed Services Day?'

"Perhaps we should take a fresh look at the methods of the much maligned Spanish Inquisition."

Shakespeare actually had to paraphrase Julius Caesar's last words.

The Grim map of Iraq.

Christmas Eve during the Civil War