Military History Nerd Gifts

"There are plenty of domestic issues that need to be addressed."

'HA, HA! See the way arrows are deflected off my brand new breastplate?'

"It would be a shame if they surrendered before we had a chance to shoot this."

The Geneva Conventions by Nation

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

Napoleon, Beset by Enemies, Enters the 'Valley of the Shadow of Death'

How to Cross the Rhine

"My mistake. It was the mailman."

Foiled Again

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

Support the Ex-Troops

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Servicemen.

"Postwar is hell."

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

"I find that hugely offensive!"

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

Mission Kinda Accomplished

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

Monuments

'I was in the catering corps.'

Most valuable element.

"Believe me it's only an apple."

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

Shell Fire

Atomic Bear: Part 14

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?

Defence Cutbacks.

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

Foxhole - digging robot

"I'm returning home triumphant - do you need me to pick anything up?"

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'