Military History Nerd Gifts

"There are plenty of domestic issues that need to be addressed."

'HA, HA! See the way arrows are deflected off my brand new breastplate?'

"It would be a shame if they surrendered before we had a chance to shoot this."

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

Napoleon, Beset by Enemies, Enters the 'Valley of the Shadow of Death'

How to Cross the Rhine

Foiled Again

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Servicemen.

"Postwar is hell."

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

"I find that hugely offensive!"

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

Monuments

Mission Kinda Accomplished

'I was in the catering corps.'

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

Most valuable element.

"Believe me it's only an apple."

Shell Fire

Defence Cutbacks.

Foxhole - digging robot

"I'm returning home triumphant - do you need me to pick anything up?"

The Child and the Tank

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

Veterans Day US

'Ooh, hey...real hardwood floors!'

'It's just that, when you asked me if I fancied a pint down the Legion...'