Military History Fan Gifts

'I was in the catering corps.'

'Ooh, hey...real hardwood floors!'

"Good news, Sir! We found your other glove."

'For free, take.'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

'St George and the Dragon' - Fox brings Scant Reward to Admiral George Rodney after Victory against French

'It's a post from sitting bull, he's just 'unfriended' General Custer.'

Teddy barrage ballons

'This could take a while - cancel my appointment with the Duke of Wellington.'

Attila the Nun.

'The Prefers to Remain Unknown Soldier.'

Royal Drying Corps.

'Hannibal's elephants had it rough, but is this really any better?'

'Smart Bombs For Dummies.'

Custer's Last Selfie

Woman runs towards Roman soldier only to steal his feathered helmet to use as a brush.

"Their punishment for burning me in effigy would have been much more severe had they not managed to so beautifully capture the soulful vulnerability of my deep-set eyes."

Obama's Tribute Hiroshima

French Flag

'I've joined the ranks of the unemployed.'

Civil war, "You shoot first old boy. No, no I won't hear of it"

Dwight D. Eisenhower

"Russia's always bigger than you think."

General Store

Obama ready for another war

"Interestingly no - these are vastly enlarged images of my three favourite chromosomes."

"It's a bargain, sir! Could be he biggest of the year!"

Stalin Legacy

"Having a hard time describing it. Just feeling kind of 'off'".

Attila the Hun reborn in a Rabbit's body. Perforce harmless - Belgium 1951

"We can be proud of our little Attila. He has totally absorbed the Hun ethic."

Support the Ex-Troops

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Servicemen.

"Postwar is hell."