Military History Buff Gifts

'Really ? my people always say multiply and conquer.'

"By some blunder the box contained not a model XR500 bomber, but the real thing"

"Quick take cover! It's one of ours."

"That one's my kidney stone."

Veterans Day US

'Pressing the send button on your first day is a classic mistake.'

Explorers find cave painting of tanks vs deer.

"Is it starting to feel like mission creep?"

The most embarrassing day in the history of the Swiss army.

'Field Marshall Chairman, if you don't mind.'

'This one is for Hide and Seek.'

'Great idea for an IED sweep Wilkins - a pair of stilts and a parachute.'

"Postwar is hell."

The Unknown Military Contractor

'Did you hear about Captain Sykes? He's missing in action after an attack by a platoon of winos.'

'But aren't hand grenades supposed to be dangerous?'

'Harold was in the RAF, so I always do him a birthday fly past!'

'I swear to God, I think they were trying to kill me.'

'Bugler! Sound retreat!' 'Let's get the hell out of here!'

A Little Mistake.

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

Didn't Ask, Didn't Tell.

DRAFT BOARD

Submarine on the Beach.

Ex-SAS

'He came here to try to forget.'

'And this war game comes with an AK 47.'

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"We lost another battle? Why does this keep happening?"

Grandad ! Stop that - you retired from the tank corps 45 years ago!

A military leader gleefully describes war to a cowering psychiatrist.

"Why is it the enemy always seem to pick on Roger?"

My other pet is an exocet missile

In-trays and Out-trays at the Department of Defence

'Bugler! Sound the charge!' 'Can you hum the first few bars, please?'