Military History Buff T-Shirts

'Really ? my people always say multiply and conquer.'

"By some blunder the box contained not a model XR500 bomber, but the real thing"

"Is it starting to feel like mission creep?"

"Quick take cover! It's one of ours."

'Pressing the send button on your first day is a classic mistake.'

Veterans Day US

"That one's my kidney stone."

Explorers find cave painting of tanks vs deer.

The most embarrassing day in the history of the Swiss army.

'Field Marshall Chairman, if you don't mind.'

"Postwar is hell."

The Unknown Military Contractor

'This one is for Hide and Seek.'

'But aren't hand grenades supposed to be dangerous?'

'Harold was in the RAF, so I always do him a birthday fly past!'

'Great idea for an IED sweep Wilkins - a pair of stilts and a parachute.'

'Did you hear about Captain Sykes? He's missing in action after an attack by a platoon of winos.'

Peace bomb.

"Headquarters says their menu options may have changed."

Submarine on the Beach.

'Go ahead and put that old gaydar equipment into storage till further notice.'

Erdogan.

A military leader gleefully describes war to a cowering psychiatrist.

'Bugler! Sound the charge!' 'Can you hum the first few bars, please?'

'It's just that, when you asked me if I fancied a pint down the Legion...'

RAF plane ride.

'I swear to God, I think they were trying to kill me.'

Grandad ! Stop that - you retired from the tank corps 45 years ago!

Defence Cutbacks.

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Didn't Ask, Didn't Tell.

My other pet is an exocet missile

An injured man requesting irish whiskey to treat his wounds

A Little Mistake.

Ex-SAS