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A knight wearing a full suit of armor with a doorknocker attached to his chest.

D-Day landings of walking fish.

Army of the Potomac Stuck in the Mud, Winter 186162

Review of Retreating French Troops at Smolensk (from Russian Original)

Celtic soldier: 'Keeley! Quick! Go warn the King the Romans might be heading this way! We've just captured one of their scouts!'

Atomic Bear: Part 14

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

'Tennyson answers his country's call.'

Napoleon and Josephine

"Now, you don't see that every day: An army with elephants crossing the Alps..."

History's forgotten, ill-fated siege of troy by mimes in a giant invisible box.

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

Support the Ex-Troops

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

'Einsteiners.'

Servicemen.

"Postwar is hell."

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

Mission Kinda Accomplished

Monuments

'I was in the catering corps.'

Macbeth: Take Two

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

Most valuable element.

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?

Shell Fire

Defence Cutbacks.

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

How the US Succeeded in Afghanistan

Foxhole - digging robot