Military Geek T-Shirts

'We've received a rather large order from the State of New jersey. Try to find out why the State of New Jersey needs 55 fighter planes.'

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Neo-International Law

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Military Medals

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

"Take me to your Larder!"

"It's the dawn of a new era"

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

Infantry.

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

Romance of Radio Astronomy

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Atomic Bear: Part 14

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

Lost around a military base.

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

Kamikaze Colour

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"

'You must have misunderstood, dear -- I'm sure they don't sell old generals at government auctions!'

"This one is for not complaining about stretched too thin handling domestic and foreign crises."

Trilby - 'Dodor in his glory'.

The camouflage in vietnam was more comfortable

'Son...old soldiers don't die...they just get medal fatigue.'

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

"Lemming Boot Camp"

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