Military Geek Pillows

'We've received a rather large order from the State of New jersey. Try to find out why the State of New Jersey needs 55 fighter planes.'

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Neo-International Law

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Military Medals

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"Take me to your Larder!"

Rabbits launching carrot-rocket.

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

Romance of Radio Astronomy

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

'That's far enough for the first trip -- gather some soil samples and initiate re-entry procedures.'

Lost around a military base.

Kamikaze Colour

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

"This one is for not complaining about stretched too thin handling domestic and foreign crises."

"Lemming Boot Camp"

The camouflage in vietnam was more comfortable

Vladimir Putin.

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

Trilby - 'Dodor in his glory'.

'You must have misunderstood, dear -- I'm sure they don't sell old generals at government auctions!'