Military Tech Buff Pillows

"He's a lobbyist for the defense industry."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

"Meet the author"

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

"War is hell and so is this soup."

Moses' Tablet

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

'He's been like this ever since he had his laser eye treatment.'

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

Ice shelfie.

Rocket and Witch Race

"Cloning is an imperfect science."

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

"I warned him not to keep his bitcoins under the mattress."

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

Moon: Made in China

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

"Heart transplant surgery waiting room"

Filling the Missile Gap

Typewriters and Laptops.

Military style hedgehog

'Hey! I sad, 'You've got mail!''

'...You push the wrong button, and now, instead of our fans enjoying a fireworks display, we've got an international incident on our hands.'

'Of all the technological advances from the last 60 years, this is one's favourite.'

'It says it works so fast, it's accumulated seven thousand years of vacation with pay.'

“Oi! This is a no fly zone!”

'Those are my twins: NASDAQ and Dow. They were born at the height of the dot.com boom.'

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"