Military Tech Fan Pillows

"You see, Murphy's finger is coming from North Korea or someplace, but my finger comes up and hits Murphy's finger. That's how the Missile Defense system will work--if it works."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Neo-International Law

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Military Medals

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

Infantry.

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Brighton Bersagliere.

Lost around a military base.

Kamikaze Colour

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

"This one is for not complaining about stretched too thin handling domestic and foreign crises."

Eye Off the Ball

The camouflage in vietnam was more comfortable

'You must have misunderstood, dear -- I'm sure they don't sell old generals at government auctions!'

Vladimir Putin.

Trilby - 'Dodor in his glory'.

Two Wrongs Make Iraq

US fears missile competition.

"Lemming Boot Camp"

We Don't Know Much

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

'Walter isn't truly happy unless he's bombing some country.'

Oooops!

'Son...old soldiers don't die...they just get medal fatigue.'

'You know the rules, private - no pets!'

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

The Use of Cavalry