Military Technology Fan Pillows

Veteran mistakes ironclad ship for Noah's Ark

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

Time Machine Collision

"But I won't bore you with the all too familiar story of a dictator's rise to absolute power,"

"My God—I've forgotten the number of my Swiss bank account!"

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

"All rise."

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

"It appears you have a virus."

Men talking about the boots of the period

'My laptop's being repaired and I felt lost without a screensaver to stare at.'

'I envisioned something more robust'

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

'All I'm saying is that if we don't want to be invaded, we'd be better off with weapons of mass destruction.'

The Trench-Sealer

"He says, 'What hath god wrought...' What should I write back?"

Global Arms Trade

Really big bang

'Thanks heaven Sergei lent us his washing machine for the return flight from ISS.'

"Everyone here is bonding over pictures of their dogs."

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

'Maybe we should get into high-tech.'

Charles de Gaulle

Naval Battle off Memphis, Leading to Capture of City

"I can't help you if you don't let your guard down."

One More River to Cross. How the Last German got back across the Yser.

Repurposed Porpise: US Navy

Eustarch the Younger - the kid who brought the Trojan Horse in through the gates of Troy 'just to play with for a while'.

Stalin.