Military Fan Pillows

The road-side on the Derby day

'Whoa neat, how do you do that?!'

Military Coo

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Neo-International Law

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

Military Medals

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

"But I won't bore you with the all too familiar story of a dictator's rise to absolute power,"

Lost around a military base.

Brighton Bersagliere.

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Kamikaze Colour

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

Vladimir Putin.

The camouflage in vietnam was more comfortable

"Lemming Boot Camp"

'You know the rules, private - no pets!'

Trilby - 'Dodor in his glory'.

'Son...old soldiers don't die...they just get medal fatigue.'

"This one is for not complaining about stretched too thin handling domestic and foreign crises."

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

"All rise."

Oooops!

'You must have misunderstood, dear -- I'm sure they don't sell old generals at government auctions!'

'Walter isn't truly happy unless he's bombing some country.'

"My God—I've forgotten the number of my Swiss bank account!"

Actualities - The European Equilibrium