Military Fan Pillows

The road-side on the Derby day

'Whoa neat, how do you do that?!'

Military Coo

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Neo-International Law

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

Military Medals

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

Infantry.

"But I won't bore you with the all too familiar story of a dictator's rise to absolute power,"

Lost around a military base.

Brighton Bersagliere.

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

Kamikaze Colour

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"

We Don't Know Much

Oooops!

Eye Off the Ball

Two Wrongs Make Iraq

"Lemming Boot Camp"

'Walter isn't truly happy unless he's bombing some country.'

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

'You must have misunderstood, dear -- I'm sure they don't sell old generals at government auctions!'

'You know the rules, private - no pets!'

"All rise."

The camouflage in vietnam was more comfortable

"My God—I've forgotten the number of my Swiss bank account!"

"This one is for not complaining about stretched too thin handling domestic and foreign crises."

Trilby - 'Dodor in his glory'.