Army Fan Pillows

Really big bang

'They must be desperate for recruits.'

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

Brighton Bersagliere.

'MEN! We've got a fire at the cattle shed! Do we want rare, medium or well done?'

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

'This one is for keeping all the other ones so neatly arranged.'

Banting in the Yeomanry

Men talking about the boots of the period

Remounts for the Yeomanry

"General, last night while we were here, encamped for concert tickets, the enemy encamped across the river for theatre tickets."

My army drill instructors license plate is HUP-2-3-4.

'Being a Drill Sergeant isn't s tough - all you got to know is how to count to four.'

'Soon as your endorphins kick in, you'll feel great.'

"I didn't know we were supposed to flush them!"

'When did 'At Ease' become 'Chill'?'

Soldier.

The Trench-Sealer

'Oh sure, he's the fastest in the west alright, until it comes to buying a round.'

Magazine Exploded on US Steamer 'Mississipi', Nr Port Hudson

'Here's a field can opener, you may need it to cut yourself out of your tank.'

Submarine Attacks

Panzer Hut.

Wangling War Films How to Make and Fake Them: III The Arrival of German prisoners at Margate Jetty by the Night boat from Boulogne.

Charles de Gaulle

Jealous of a statue.

'This could be a swell time to buy our selves out!'

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"Ever get the feeling you're in the wrong army?"

'This must be world war II. It's in black and white.'

General GI Joe: 'It's about time you were promoted, Joe!'

Repurposed Porpise: US Navy

"I can't help you if you don't let your guard down."

'The General won't be able to make it ,sir -he can't get a babysitter.'