Army Fan Gifts

Really big bang

'They must be desperate for recruits.'

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

Brighton Bersagliere.

"Beat it! Here comes the major and his entire staff!"

'MEN! We've got a fire at the cattle shed! Do we want rare, medium or well done?'

'This one is for keeping all the other ones so neatly arranged.'

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

Banting in the Yeomanry

Soldier watering camouflage plants on troops' helmets.

Men talking about the boots of the period

Remounts for the Yeomanry

'Being a Drill Sergeant isn't s tough - all you got to know is how to count to four.'

"I didn't know we were supposed to flush them!"

My army drill instructors license plate is HUP-2-3-4.

"General, last night while we were here, encamped for concert tickets, the enemy encamped across the river for theatre tickets."

'Soon as your endorphins kick in, you'll feel great.'

'When did 'At Ease' become 'Chill'?'

The Trench-Sealer

Soldier.

Magazine Exploded on US Steamer 'Mississipi', Nr Port Hudson

Wangling War Films How to Make and Fake Them: III The Arrival of German prisoners at Margate Jetty by the Night boat from Boulogne.

Submarine Attacks

Trump's Big Parade

Panzer Hut.

'Here's a field can opener, you may need it to cut yourself out of your tank.'

'Oh sure, he's the fastest in the west alright, until it comes to buying a round.'

Charles de Gaulle

Jealous of a statue.

General GI Joe: 'It's about time you were promoted, Joe!'

'The General won't be able to make it ,sir -he can't get a babysitter.'

'This could be a swell time to buy our selves out!'

Repurposed Porpise: US Navy

"I can't help you if you don't let your guard down."

The March to Finchley.